These are just some of the best ways you can totally wreck a van. By no means is this article supposed to encourage this kind of behaviour it is only here as a joke and none of these are recommended unless you are a professional in crashing a van.
Why not Blow it Up
The ways in which you can blow up a van are almost endless which is why it is a great first point! The good old fashioned TNT has to be the best way to do something like this. The only place that any of this would be legal is under testing conditions in a television program or something like that. Other things that can be used include RPG, Shooting the gas tank or a grenade through the window.
Roll It Over
You actually need to be behind the wheel to be doing this which is why it is one of the most dangerous ways to wreck a van. There are many movies out there that have vehicles rolling over in them, vans are just one of them. The vans that you actually see roll over are made to do so and by no means should you try rolling a van yourself. If you were to roll over a normal van then whoever is driving is pretty much dead.
Why not drive into something
This of course is the most common way to wreck a van due to the fact that there are many van crashes across the world every single day. Many people are killed because of this and although vans are designed to stop death in the event of a crash the design will not protect you in the event of a real crash. Best left to the professional test dummies.
So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.
Of course you really shouldn’t attempt any of this because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
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